Totally Killer review

 

I love a good slasher movie. Besides comic book movie adaptations it's probably my favorite genre of the medium. So with that being said when I first heard about this movie I was genuinely excited. A slasher movie, time travel and Kiernan Shipka?? I was sold and up until I hit the play button on Amazon Prime I was in, by the time the credits rolled I was left incredibly disappointed however. Not only is Totally Killer totally boring but it's full of cringe worthy dialogue not very likable characters and a final twist that can be spotted within the opening few minutes. 

The story is your basic serial killer going around committing murders but this killer only targets young girls on their sixteen birthdays hence it is called the Sweet Sixteen Killer. It is set in modern day which is 35 years after the original sweet sixteen murders took place. The killer is back in 2013 and Kiernan Shipka's character Jamie Hughes goes on the adventure of a lifetime as while being chased by the killer she goes back in time thanks to a malfunctioning time travel machine made by her friend. She ends up on the day the original murders begin leaving her and her only to try and figure everything out. I love the set up and premise here I really do but it as the movie goes on it just becomes more and more stale full of uninteresting characters, bad dialogue and really no sense of proper direction other than get back home. The idea of a Jamie interacting with her parents and various other people she knows from modern times is the only truly interesting part throughout in my opinion. 


Kiernan Shipka is the only really good thing here as she carries the movie and does it quite well. She is a bright light among many dimly lit ideas and kills that falter and run out of gas far before the movie even ends. Totally Killer is nowhere near killer it's more filler which is really dis-heartening. I don't know what went wrong here I really don't. 

★★

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