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Michael review

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Everyone knows who Michael Jackson is. The King of Pop. One of the greatester entertainers and music acts of all time. It was only a matter of time before he got a very own musical biopic of his own and deservedly so as his back catalog of music is truly second to none. Michael is played by his actual real life nephew Jaafar Jackson and what a performance it really is as Jaafarr captrues his uncle in almost every possible way. From the way he speaks to the way he carries himself it's faultless and is the greatest strength of this movie in what would otherwise be a run of the mill biopic unfortunately.  I'm a huge Michael Jackson as I'm sure anyone reading this is. So to see his journey from the beginning in what really was a tough childhood for Michael and his four older brothers as their father Joseph Jackson really put them to work aiming to make them the very best in the business. This movie shys away from the extremes that befell Michael but there is one or two scenes t...
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Lee Cronin's The Mummy review

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  This version of The Mummy is one heck of a ride of a movie. Well removed from the Brendan Fraiser Mummy movies and even more so than Tom Cruise's god awful version this version of the Mummy is a unique, fresh and vomit inducing attempt by Director and Writer Lee Cronin at brining the monster to the back screen. The main question of the movie is what happened to Katie a young girl who has been living in Cairo Egypt with her parents and brother. Her dad a TV reporter who has been working on a big news story. Katie and her familes lives are turned upside down when she is kidnapped by a mysterious friend she had been meeting over a period of time at the back end of her garden home. What follows is one of the most grotesque, visceral and vomit inducing time at the movies.  This is nothing like previous Mummy movies I've seen. This is nightmare fuel personified, it's a mix of various other horror movies in a way as elements from The Evil Dead, The Exorcist and more are turned u...
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The Drama review

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  This movie is indeed full of drama as it tells the story of a couple named Charlie and Emma who meet just by chance. While playfully playing a game of telling their two friends the worst thing they've ever dared done Emma and Charlie's entire lives and feelings for one another change when Emma reveals a secret that shakes the very core of her soon to be husband Charlie. Robert Pattinson and Zendaya are brilliant here as a young seemingly extremely happy couple who are soon to be married. It's the very best performance I've seen from Zendaya who plays the role with such grit, determination and is very believable throughout. Robert Pattinson is as good as always in a performance that is quirky and cutesy but grounded too.  Once Emma's big secret is out in the open the tone of the movie shifts tremendously until that moment it is rather quaint and cute playing off the couple's first meeting, first kiss and the like. It changes on a dime and becomes almost an enti...
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The Super Mario Galaxy Movie review

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  Mario is my guy. One of it not my favorite video game character of all time. Back in 2023 the original Super Mario Bros Movie released and I absolutely loved it, still do whenever I rewatch it. Sure it has it's problems but as a fan of the series it was near perfect in terms of fan service and understanding of the whimsical magical world of the plumber and his supporting cast. This time around however Nintendo and Illumination have taken it upon themselves to adapt arguably the greatest Mario game of all time (depending on who you're asking) in Mario Galaxy. A true space epic that first debuted on the Wii console. The story is pretty bare bones to be honest which is much like it's video game counter part as really who plays these games for the story?? we or at least I playe them for the character interactions and the smooth as silk gameplay. With that being said is The Super Mario Galaxy Movie a fun time?? oh boy is it. Big, visually stunning and hilarious at times The Su...
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They Will Kill You review

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  The Raid meets Kill Bill is as best as I can describe They Will Kill You. Starring Zazie Beets as a woman with a dark past who answers a cryptic ad for a housekeeping job at a high end luxourious New York City highrise building. What follows is one of the craziest, bloodiest and truly bonkers movie of the year so far. It doesn't take long at all for Beet's character to figure out that something is quite right about the residents in the building as all hell soon breaks out in what turns into a fight for survival and the search for a loved one.  They Will Kill You features some of the narliest sequences I've seen all year so far. It's intense action beats are pure adrenline fuled as blood sprays across the screen scene after scene leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination as body parts are dismembered, sliced open and torn apart this movie is certainly not for the weak of stomach as gore is a plenty. Gory and flashy They Will Kill You is chaos incarnate. It is wildl...
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Ready or Not 2: Here I Come review

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  I really loved the original Ready Or Not movie. It was fresh, exciting and full of great moments and oh yeah it was an absolute blood feast. So when a sequel was announced I was skeptical at just how it could all continue and now it's here and I got to say it's not at all good and doesn't even really warrant it's own existence in what is a true first mistep by Radio Silence. Samara Weaving returns as Grace who after surviving the first movie has to go through the whole ordeal of hide and seek all over again as the stake do increase but at no point do they feel really all that important.  The original movie came out in 2019 and this movie picks right up from where it ended in what is a really odd start given just how much time has passed but that's not what is wrong with this movie as it darts all over the place with little no real likable characters apart from Weaving's Grace who over the course of these two movies has really proven just how great she truly is...
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Project Hail Mary review

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  Based upon the book of the same name Project Hail Mary is a sci-fi space adventure epic unlike anything I've seen in quite some time. Ryan Gosling is incredible as a science teacher called Rylan Grace who wakes up on a spacestation with no memory of how he got there and what is going on. Waking up from a medically induced coma it's his job to figure out what is going on, how to get home (if he can) and ultimately stop a catalysmic event from happening as with each passing day the Earth is running out of solar energy and within 30 years almost half of the population on Earth will be wiped out as a new Ice Age approaches.  Directed by Phil Lord and Chris Miller this movie is simply sensational on pretty much every aspect that a movie can be. It's funny, dark, emotional as really impactful as Gosling's astronaut meets an Alien from another planet that is suffering from the same fate as Earth. The two begin to work together after a long process of trying to understand eac...
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