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Clayface review

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I was lucky enough to see Clayface a few days before it's official release and boy oh boy what a time this movie is. The big screen debut of one of Batman's most classic villains is finally here and for my money it has been more than worth the wait. The story of Clayface follows an actor named Matt Hagen. Fresh off of being nominated for an academy award his life gets turned upside down when he gets entagled with a local crime boss after spending the night with the crime boss's girlfriend. What follows is a visceral, bloody and at times emotional movie packed with body horror, betrayal, intense moments and a final act that is as tragic as it is utterly compelling. Tom Rhys Harries stars as Matt Hagen and is absolutely mesmarising in the role of the actor. He is so handsome and his face almost sculpted like that it and it alone adds so much to the narrative and emotional aspect. The way his face moves and sort of distorts is really well done and while stomach turning at time...

Street Fighter (2026) review

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  Another passing week and yet another video game movie adaptation hits the big screen. This time around Street Fighter gets a glow up from it's original 1994 counterpart. Based upon the smash hit fighting arcade style video game Street Fighters mainly centers around it's two main iconic characters Ryu and Ken. Set in the 90's once friends now estranged the two are forced back together when they're recurited to take part in a giant fighting tournament held by the mysterious and evil Lord M. Bison. What follows is a over the top at times very messy movie that tries to be a lot of things and while it succeeds in some aspects in others it falls flat on it's fast resulting in a TKO.  For starters the characters apart from Ryu, Ken and Chun-Li are pushed aside for the most part. It's got a pretty beefy runtime of two hours and it struggles a lot to warrant having so many characters for the most part even so much so that the fight tournament itself is kicked, beaten a...

The Social Reckoning review

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I loved the original Social Network movie way back in 2010. At the time it not only introduced me to Jesse Eisenberg but it also put writer Aaron Sorkin on my radar and ever since I've loved his work. It's now 2026 and Aaron Sorkin is now not only in the writing role but also is now director in a movie that is nowhere near as good as it's 2010 counterpart. Mikey Madison fresh off her Best Actress Oscar win for Anora plays real life whistleblower Francis Haugen who along with Jeremy Allen White's Wall Street Journal journalist Jeff Horwitz expose Facebook's most guarded secrets.  Right off the bat it's clear that this movie is vastly different than the movie from 2010 which David Fincher directed. It's a lot less suave and doesn't really have any sort of fancy camera shots and tricks. In a way it's very one note in a sense and that's sort of what Mark Zuckerberg is portrayed as here as Jeremy Strong plays a much older version of the Facebook now M...

Verity review

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  In a way Verity reminded me so much of last years movie The Housemaid. Woman goes to stay with a husband and wife where things begin to slowly happen and turn ugly it's very much the same here in a sense as Verity tells the story of three people interconnected by truth, despair and other ungodly antics. Dakota Johnson stars as a young woman hired to be the ghost writer for a renowned author played by Anne Hathaway who after suffering a tragic accident has been left paralyzed. What follows pretty much your run of the mill will they won't they plot with Johnson's character and Hathaway's husband who is played by Josh Hartnett. It's pretty slick in style but it really lacks in any sort of real substance as for the most part it's just rather mundane and boring what is unfortunate. Verity suffers from not truly knowing what it is at the core of it's narrative. Is it an erotic thriller? no really no, is it a dramatic piece? more so but still not really as it bou...

Digger review

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  Now that the Mission Impossible franchise has ended and Tom Cruise is no longer shackled as IMF agent Ethan Hunt I was really hoping he would take more risks, be more adventourous and boy oh boy is this movie all of that combined and more. Digger is a black comedy satire focused solely on climate change, the disaster that could possibly await Earth and all that inhabit it. Tom Cruise who is wearing prosthetic makeup rather brilliantly plays Digger Rockwell a tycoon who after drilling a bit too much for oil in Greenland creates a diaster of unimaginable circumstances. What follows is two hours brillaintly made, brilliantly written and most importantly brilliant acted cinema that left me totally spent by the time the credits began to roll.  Tom Cruise is phenomenal right from the get go here, from the caring of his dying cat to his stylish wardrobe his performance is purely satire sure but it's also this quick witted almost dumb to the bone oil tycoon that it's hard not to fal...

Resident Evil (2026) review

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Video game adaptations are a dime a dozen these days as I'm sure I've said countless times over the years on this blog. With that being said something about this version of Resident Evil felt different once it was announced that Director and writer Zach Cregger was involved. A self proclaimed fan of the game series at the helm? telling his own little story in the universe the games are set in? I'm sold and instantly I was sold again as right off the bat Resident Evil delivers a unique, quirky and at times hilarious romp befitting of it's visceral nature.  Zach Cregger's previous two movies being Barbarian and Weapons I was never truly skeptical about him turning Resident Evil into something it's not and now after seeing it I have to say that he gets it he just really does. Easter eggs litter the screen almost frame after frame from first aid sprays to scavaging for bullets it's all here and done so expertly. Austin Abarams stars as a courier tasked with deli...

Practical Magic 2 review

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  Bubble, toil and trouble make a sequel and make it double (sorry) I just recently only saw the original Practical Magic and really had a great time with it. It was charming, full of magic and felt almost like a warm winter blanket on a chilly Autumn day. Now decades later and the Owens sisters have returned for another outing of magic, family and curses. Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman return as said Owens sisters but now they're not alone as Sally (Bullock) now a widow has two grown up daughters whom she has been hiding the truth about her family from. What follows is lies, love and a trip to the UK.  The first 30 minutes or so of this sequel has zero going for it at least for me it's not until the big secret of the Owens family curse gets blown is when the movie really kicks into gear following a bunch of cheesey one liners and attempts at covering up a pretty well known secret. After Sally's daughter experiences a tragic event she heads to the UK by herself leading to...