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Death of a Unicorn review

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  A horror comedy like no other we'll probably see this year Death of a Unicorn is a trippy fascinating movie involving Unicorns, magic and a wavering sense of trying to do good for the world. Jenna Ortega and Paul Rudd star as a Father / Daughter who while on the way to weekend retreat of his wealthy boss hit a Unicorn in the middle of the road. They don't kill the creature but injure it so much so that it begins to bleed a mysterious purple color. It's horn also glows which Ortega's character touches and upon doing so begins to see things in a very trippy and atmospheric way. The two end up putting the animal in the back of the car and go to the home where they think it's all over but in reality it's just beginning.. Paul Rudd and Jenna Ortega strike a good father and daughter relationship throughout here. It is rather cliche in the way they talka and interact but there is real love here and after the passing of Rudd's wife who is Ortega's characters m...

A Minecraft Movie review

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  Video game adaptations have been on the up recently. From the Sonic trilogy to the tremendous Last of Us TV show so with Minecraft can it continue this upward trend or should it have stayed where it belonged?? well...Jack Black stars as Steve a wannabe builder who discovers a portal to a mysterious world in a mine after finding two glowing cubes. Once inside he begins to build things, from houses to chests, to weapons to other various things. He also meets a dog friend whom he names Dennis and the two become the best of friends. All of Steve's good intentions are undone when he is captured and taken prisoner by a group of pig like creatures who want to take over the world which is known as the Over World. It's up to Steve and Dennis to hide the orbs that act as sort of the keys to this world. The setup is fine, it's pretty lackluster and the writing is very much aimed at a much younger audience which is fine but really it's just so uninspired and for a movie bragging ...

Black Bag review

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  Starring Michael Fassbender and Cate Blanchett Black Bag follows a British Intelligence officer (Fassbender) who is tasked with investigating a list of possible traitors one of whom could be his wife (Blanchett), Directed by Stephen Soderbegh is one of the most well written, well acted and tightly made spy / thriller movies in quite some time. Early on there's a scene where all possible traitors have dinner together and the tension is palpable. It doesn't take long for the main aspect of Black Bag to kick in and once it does it is a 90+ minute thrill ride that while a tad predictable at times it's still so well crafted and acted by all parties involved. Cate Blanchett and Michael Fassbender are very belivable as a highly intelligent and unrelenting couple who will stop at nothing to make sure they A stay out of trouble and B make sure no trouble comes to their employers. Both give fantastic performances along with Pierce Brosnan, Naomie Harris and everyone else. All takin...

Flow review

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  Winner of the best animated feature film at the Academy Awards and made with a free video making software Flow tells the story of a cat's struggle to survive as a giant flood closes in. Told with no dialouge Flow is utterly remarkable in it's way of telling it's story and is beyond comprehension in it's handling of the way the story is told through the eyes and ears of a black cat. Right from the get go you feel a real attachment to the cat and as the movie progresses it only deepens further and further as more and more aninals of all shapes and sizes join the cat on it's journey.  I was very skeptical on seeing Flow if I'm being honest as the lack of dialouge had me a little bit concerned but those worries were washed away with the flood almost instantly as not only does it not need dialogue it vastly improves the story being told here as the animals all interact with one another in such a stunning and moving manner it's truly mesmarizing to watch play ou...

Snow White (2025) review

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  The latest in a long line of Disney classics being remade into live action is none other than ultimate classic Snow White. Everyone knows the story of Snow White and if you don't, what rock have you been living under?? a tale of the fairest and most kindest soul of them all Snow White is a timeless piece that has now gotten the live action treatment but is it any good?? Rachel Zegler stars as Princess Snow White and it is her and her alone that carries this movie with such grace and poise it's truly remarkable. She does it all, she sings, she dances and puts in one of the best performances in one of these live action remakes to date. Her theater background and work on West Side Story really shows as she belts out amazing songs even an original that is at the center piece of the overall narrative. She is pretty much flawless here and her voice is magical. There was a lot of controversy surrounding this movie but putting that aside in summary it just isn't anything spectacu...

Novocaine review

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  I was lucky enough to see Novocaine a little bit before it's official release and honestly what a chaotic wild ride this movie is. Starring Jack Quaid as Nathan Caine a man who thanks to a genetic disorder can literally feel no pain. From hot coffee being spilled onto him to dipping his hand into a fryer he cannot feel pain and is henceforth nicknamed Novocaine by school classmates. It's now years later and after meeting the girl of his dreams Shelly his whole life is tossed upside down as a botched bank heist leads to a kidnapping rescue mission as Nate attempts to rescue Shelly from being held hostage.  Jack Quaid is brilliant here, he really is. It's a role that feels made for him and he really does bring the comedy, the action and everything else in between. The scenes where he is forced to act outside his comfort zone are brilliant as Nate uses hot frying pans, glasses imbedded in his hands and more to fight off his foes. The rest of the cast do a good job also real ...

Marching Powder review

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  Meet Jack Jones a football holigan, drug addicted larger lover. Played by Danny Dyer he is a lovable loser whose life consits of fights, time with the wife and kid and plenty and I mean plenty of drug and boozed filled nights out with his mates. That all changes when he gets arrested after a massive brawl and given 6 weeks to turn his life around or he'll be sent directly to prison. Will he be able to turn his life around and be a good husband and father?? Danny Dyer is utterly brilliant here as Jack. It's a role pretty much tailor made for him and his performance is equal points hilarious as it is poignant and understated. It's also got a very meta idea going for it as at various points Jack speaks to the audience in many fourth wall breaking moments. Let's be straight here though Marching Powder is very rude and it is crude but underneath it all lays a beating heart one full at times love and at others hatred. Marching Powder is a hilarious romp that is sure to ente...